DX Gets Cookie Punk’d


Sitting in the hallway talking about a few things about their match, Shawn Michaels and Triple H also known as DX, got to their feet and started walking down the hallway. Stopping in the hallway, where it meets another, a noise caught their attention. A dragging noise, they both looked to the left as a box of M&Ms came sliding by. Shawn was about to start chasing them, when Trips placed an arm in front of his chest, “I wouldn’t if I were you..” Shawn looked to Trips, “Why not?” Trips points to the wild John Cena, “That’s why..” Shawn jumped into Trips arms as John ran by like a crazy man, chasing the box of candy. Trips looked to Shawn in his arms, “Do you mind?” He asked. Shawn smiled a bit as he jumped out of Trips arms, “Sorry..” “What has gotten into everybody lately?” Shawn asked. Trips shrugs, “I don’t know. One minute Cena is chasing a box of M&Ms... Dead man I heard was chasing a box of twinkies..” Shawn held back a laugh at the image of that. “And I heard from Greg, after he shared an oatmeal creme pie cookie with me, that he found Adam and Chris Jericho fighting over them.” Shawn added as Trips lifted a brow to him as they started down the hallway.


Turning a corner as Triple H stopped Shawn in his foot steps, “Hold on..” Shawn looked to him, turned around as he looked around. “What’s wrong?” He questioned. Trips pointed to the floor, “Look.. A package of Chips Ahoy Cookies...” Shawn lifts a brow, “So? It’s cookies.. What’s the point Hunter?” Trips slaps Shawn’s shoulder, “The point is, it’s sitting there for some odd reason, in front of us. Unopened...Willing to be picked up.. And Shared between..” “The two of us?” Shawn questioned with a bit of excitement in his voice. Trip patted his shoulder, “You got it..” Shawn looked to the package, “Hold on here.. A package of Chips Ahoy’s, wouldn’t be just sitting there just for us Hunter.. Don’t you think..” Shifts his eyes left, then right. “Got some kind of trap around it or something?” Trips smiles a bit and shrugs, “I don’t know Shawn, why don’t we just pick it up and go from there.” Shawn sighs, “Alright.. Fine.. I could use a pick em up anyways.” Trips pats Shawn on the shoulder, “That’s a good lil soldier... Now you pick them up.” Shawn lifts a brow and points to himself, “Me..” Points to the package of cookies, “Pick them up?” Trips smiles a bit, chewing on his gum, placing his hands upon his hips, “Yes..” Points to Shawn, “You..” Points to the package of cookies, “Pick those up.” Shawn shakes his head, “No way.. You want them.. You pick them up yourself.” Poking Triple H in the chest as he spoke.


Triple H sighs and lowers Shawn’s hand from his chest, “Fine.. I’ll pick them up. Chicken shit..” Shawn rolls his eyes as Trips walks over, bending down and reaches for the package. Before he even could put his hand on said package, it slid a few feet away. Triple H jumped as Shawn looked away for a moment, “Dude..The package is haunted.” Trips said as he got back to his full height. Shawn turned back to Hunter, “Come again?” Shawn looked to him in question. “The package of Chips Ahoys is haunted...” Shawn laughs a bit, “Come on Hunter. Food packages are not alive.

If they were, we be in a world of trouble by now.” Sighing as he ran a hand through his hair, “Alright you try and pick up.. You see what happens..” Shawn sighs, “Alright..Alright.. I’ll pick it up..” Shawn walks over to the package and crouching down, reaching a hand down to pick it up. Before he even got a finger on it, it slid along the floor a few feet away from him. Shawn jumped as he fell backwards onto his ass. “Dude..” Looks back and forth quite a few times between Triple H and the package. “It’s haunted..” Triple H stood there with his arms crossed over his chest nodding, “I know.. That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you..” Shawn slowly climbed to his feet, “Hunter I’ve told you about some arenas being haunted.. This proves my theory.” Trips just shakes his head, “Shawn.. It’s not haunted.. Either someone is messing with us, which I would believe someone is. Or we’ve completely lost our minds.” Shawn stands there and thinks for a moment, “Well I’ve taken a lot of chair shots to the head.. You’ve too and sledge hammers...” Trips put his hand up to stop him. “Shut up Shawn, before you hurt your pea brain of yours.” Shawn went to say something and snorted instead.


“How bad do you really want those cookies Hunter?” Shawn asked as he eyed the package. “I’m actually got a craving for them.. Why?” He asked. Shawn looked to Hunter, then the said package. “If we sneak up on it, I bet we could get it. You game?” Hunter chuckles, “That’s a stupid question to ask the man that’s called ‘The Game’ Shawn. Of course I am. What’s the plan?” Shawn nods, “Sorry..” Tapping his forehead, “I forgot that part.” Shaking his head as he pointed as he explained his plan to Hunter. Hunter nods, “This better work. If anybody catches us, your toast. You got it?” Hunter warned. Shawn placed his hands up in front of him in defense, “Have I ever let you down before?” Hunter thinks for a moment then went to speak as Shawn placed a hand over his mouth, “Except for that time and a few others.. Alright?” Hunter just nods his head as Shawn lowered his hand, “And that..” Shawn sighs as he shakes his head. “Shut up Hunter. And just.. Stick with the plan.” Hunter nods as they both walk down either side of the hallway, keeping their eyes on the package.


Shawn looked to Hunter as they both nodded, signaling the other to go. They both turned, and both pounced towards the package at the same time. The package slid out from under them both and headed down the hallway. Shawn and Hunter both landed on the floor, Shawn mostly on the floor, Hunter half on and half on Shawn. “What the hell..!” Hunter growled as Shawn groaned. “Mind.. Getting off..” He said as Hunter looked under himself, “Sorry.” He gently climbed off to his knees as Shawn slowly got himself moving and climbed up to his knees, “Anymore bright ideas?” Hunter asked. Shawn shook his head, “No.. I don’t want to end up a squashed bug under you again. That’s for sure.” Hunter took a swat at him as Shawn ducked. “Any ideas?” Shawn asked as they both slowly climbed to their feet. “Just one..” Shawn looks to him, “What?” Hunter growled as he looked to the package, “AFTER IT!” He bellowed as he bolted down the hallway, Shawn nipping at his heels as the package slid down the hallway.



Trying everything to stop the run away cookies, Hunter and Shawn turned a corner, running into one another. “Watch it man.. Get the cookies.. NOT me..” Hunter said as Shawn took his hands off Hunter’s ass. “You stopped in front of me, what the hell was I suppose to do?” Hunter shakes his head as they both see the package stop. Hunter points to it as they both start quietly down the hallway, like the package could hear them. A few of the guys were in the hallway talking on the other side of some of the rolling cases. They saw Hunter and Shawn down the hallway, looking like they were literally hunting the package of cookies. Dave and CB poked their heads out from around the boxes as they both disappeared once again. Dave points on the other side of the box as they both held back laughter.


Hunter and Shawn never saw them as they came up behind the package. Hunter jumped and missed as the cookie package moved forward. Growling in frustration as Shawn leapt frog him and went for it and missed himself. Landing on the floor, upon his stomach and sighs. “Is this worth it?” He questions as the cookies slid down the hallway and around a corner. “Yes once we get a hold of it.” Hunter said as he got to his feet quickly and bolted down the hallway. Shawn sighs as he gets to his feet following Hunter. CB and Dave poked their heads out and nods as they snickered, “And we thought the others were crazy.” CB commented. “Nope but seeing them two play leapt frog, was PRICELESS!” Dave bellowed as he howled with laughter as the two men took off down another hallway.


Hunter and Shawn stopped in a hallway as the package sat in the middle of the hallway, in front of the cafeteria. Hunter and Shawn slid down the hallway, along the walls, like they were spies on a mission. They both stopped as Shawn took a leap for the package, landing on the floor, sliding to a halt as the package slid into the open doors of the cafeteria, Hunter hot on the package’s heels. Finally he took a leap and pounced on the package. “HA! FINALLY!” He said triumphantly. Shawn got to his feet and as jogged into the cafeteria. “You got it?” Shawn asked. Hunter sat up on his knees with the package in his hands. “Got it! See I told you..” Shawn shakes his head as he walked over as laughter could be heard. Hunter and Shawn looked up very slowly as Dave, CB, Jeff and Jenica came into their views. Hunter dropped the package of cookies into his lap as both their jaws dropped. Dave and CB both held camcorders and Jeff with the digital camera. “Well.. What look the cookies dragged in.. The Game and the Show Stopper.. I should say cookie stopper..” Jeff snickered as he took a few pictures of the guy’s expressions. Hunter growled as he saw his best friend and the Rabid Wolverine with cameras. “Your dead Dave and Chris.” He pointed at them as Dave waved to him from behind the camera. “Smile for the birdy Hunter.” Dave said as he busted up laughing.


“This was a ...” “Practical joke the WHOLE time, Shawn and Hunter. This is what they call pay back for all those jokes you’ve played on us over the past month.” Jenica explained as she motioned to her accomplices. Shawn sighs, “Alright you got us.. I like it.. Who’s the master mind?” “For us to know and for you NOT to find out.” CB added as Hunter slowly got to his feet. Dave and CB turned off the camcorders as they held them in their hands,

as Hunter went to go beat the crap out of them. Shawn grabbed his shoulder, “Forget it Hunter. They got us. Get over it.” Hunter sighs as he covered the package of cookies up in his arms. “I sure in HELL am not sharing with any of you... Except Shawn.” Everybody shrugged as they walked off laughing their asses off as Jeff was showing the digital camera photos. “We’ll get you back!” Hunter bellowed as the group walked out of the cafeteria.


Hunter and Shawn sat down a table as Shawn dug into the package of Chip Ahoys. Hunter sighs as he just sat there as Shawn started eating the cookies. “Why.. Aren’t you eating?” Shawn asked between bites, “Feel like a complete fool..” Shawn chuckles as he pushes the package towards Hunter, “Dude we’ve been cookie punk’d. Get over it and indulge.” Hunter chuckles as he grabs a few of the cookies and starts in on them. “Dude these are regular.. I did all that and they weren’t even Chewy Chip Ahoys..” Shawn shakes his head, “Picky, Picky, Picky.. Just eat them and shut up Hunter..” Hunter shrugs as he started in on eating. Revenge is sweet, but Chip Ahoys are sweeter.