Adam and CJ’s Cookie Caper


Stretching as he stepped out of his locker room, after being nearly trampled by Mark, chasing a box of twinkies? Shaking his head as he decided to head towards the Hardys locker room. He heard that Jeff had gotten hurt somehow chasing a bag of skittles. Turning a corner as he stopped, upon seeing a Little Debbie Oatmeal creme pie sitting on one of the rolling cases, untouched. He shifted his eyes left then right, seeing nobody was around as he grabbed it, unwrapped it and ate it in a flash. He tossed the wrapper away as he sighed, “I could go for more of those...” He stopped mid sentence as he saw Chris Jericho walking towards him, “Hey Adam.” Adam leans against the case, “Hey CJ.” CJ stops and looks to him, “Everything alright?” Adam nods, “Yep. Just fine.” CJ lifted a brow, “You’ve been into my snack pies again..” Adam lifts a brow, “I have not..” CJ nods, “Have too.. The creme sits on the corner of your mouth.. I caught you RED handed this time.” Adam sighs, “I found it, I didn’t get it out of your stuff CJ. God I know not too, I’m not stupid.” CJ snorts, “Better not be. Or I will break your hands.”


Adam rolls his eyes as he stands to his feet, “I didn’t take your damn cookies.” CJ nods as Adam and himself walk down the hallway. “Look..” Adam points to another Little Debbie pie sitting on another case. “See? Just like the one I found.” CJ stops and picks it up. “Hmm... Someone either broke into my stash.. Or someone thinks their being funny..” CJ unwraps it and devoirs it. Adam shook his head as they continued their walk down the hallway.


They both stopped after picking up more of the creme oatmeal pies along their way. Pushing and shoving for a couple of them. They came upon the mother load as they both eyed one another. They heard foot steps as they both hid behind rolling cases to see who was heading their way. Ken Kennedy came into view as he stopped to catch his breath. He stood up to his full height as he ran off chasing, a box of fudge brownies? Adam and CJ both took a deep breath each, releasing it as they both came out of hiding. They stepped out into the hallway and eyed one another, then the huge pile of oatmeal pie cookies, along with three boxes, stacked near the pile of individual cookies.


Adam slid his eyes to the side as he narrowed them towards CJ, CJ narrowing his towards Adam. “Don’t even think about it ass clown. I will beat your ass and take it all..” Adam snickered, “I LOVE to see you try Jerital.” CJ growled as he dove for the pile. Hitting the ground, mere inches from the sugary prize. Adam had tackled him to the floor and wrapped his arms around CJ’s legs. “Aww no you don’t. You have to get through me first..” Adam growled as CJ turned his attention back to Adam. “Let go you ass clown. Those are going to be MINE!” CJ leaned a hand down and smacked Adam in the head a couple of times, to see if he would let go. But Adam was clamped down as he pulled CJ away from ‘his’ precious cookies. “Those are mine.. Damn it..” Adam growled as he got to his knees and pulled CJ across the floor, letting his legs go as CJ slid and hit one of the rolling cases. Adam ran a hand through his hair, to move it out of his view. He smiled evilly as he went to claim his prize, he thought too soon.

CJ had recovered as he grabbed Adam’s foot and pulled him away, “Not your day Junior.” CJ said as he pulled Adam towards him. CJ knelt on Adam’s chest as he climbed over him, heading towards the mother load of a treat sitting, just waiting to be eaten. Adam growls as he punched CJ in the stomach. CJ’s breath got caught in his throat as he fell, dead weight upon Adam. Adam shook his head, getting the cob webs out, after being elbowed in the face. After a bit more fighting, they both laid there out of breath and tired. They heard chuckling as they both looked down the hallway to lil Shannon and Greg walking up. “Hello guys..” Greg spoke as they walked up. They both stopped as they eyed the tasty treats, that seemed to have Adam and CJ fighting one another. “Don’t mind if we take these off your hands.. Now do you?” Shannon said as he walked over and started picking up the individual cookies and piling them into his pockets. Greg walked over Adam and CJ, joining Shannon and collecting their finds. Grabbing the boxes, Shannon and Greg both walked over them, walked down the hallway and stopped a few feet away. “Thanks guys.” Greg waved as he unwrapped a cookie and ate it with ease.


Shannon and Greg tossed an empty wrapper each at Adam and CJ as they both walked away. One landed on Adam’s forehead, the other on CJ’s. “Hey CJ...” Adam spoke between breaths, “Yea..” “Next time I see a oatmeal pie trail.. Remind me.. Don’t follow it..” CJ nods, “Cause you’ll lead thieves to it and you end up getting robbed out from under your nose.” “You can say that again.. A sugar high.. Isn’t worth being humiliated..” “Let’s just keep this between you and myself.” CJ added. “You got it.. We’ll never.. Live it down.. That we were robbed..

By a super hero and his lil side kick, blindly.” “If anybody asks.. It was a stampede of little six year olds..” Adam added. “Sounds good..” Adam and CJ both learned to never follow a food trail, it just leads to trouble. Did they really learn their lessons?