Monday, June 18, 2007 6:00pm

Ly and myself, Alex, decided to surprise my dad for Father's Day by showing up at his house. Now just for your information, we haven't talked to our dad for almost a year due to some personal differences. Well, we get there, by my brother-in-law, who shall not be named, and things are the same as they were before.

My dad gave my bro-in-law two TVs that he, my bro-in-law, started to put in the back of his little Ford Escort that is as old as I am. When they were settled nice and comfy in the back, my sis asked b-in-l how he was gonna close the trunk.

"I will just slam the trunk lid down and it will sort itself out."

Now that is not the exact wording, but you get the general gist of it.

One... Two... Three... SHATTER!!!

Now remember, this is a Ford Escort...i.e., LARGE glass rear windshield. I am over by the barn and and I can hear this across the yard. Next minute I know my sister is screaming at the bro-in-law because glass flew everywhere and at her. Ly was in the backseat trying to help him.

Saying she was pissed would be an understatement.

Ending of this is: We 'patch' the broken window with plastic and duct tape and drive home in a 'Ghetto Superstar' car.

Conclusion: So fucking embarrasing...yet also funny as hell. Not my car...:P