Here I was, sitting on my bed, contemplating the mysteries of waxing. I’m a razor and lotion kinda gal generally but that gets tedious after awhile, the maintenance upkeep alone was enough to make me halt at the local Wally World and browse the Nair section, hoping for something with longer results AKA less time in the tub with my Venus.

Enter the Sally Hanson “No Heat- No Wax, Gel” kit.

Anyways, I’m sitting on my bed, looking at all this shit and thinking: All this just for some smooth body parts? Then I decide to do a test patch, just to see 1, if it really works and 2, to make sure my overly sensitive skin doesn’t break out into a rash.

Did I mention I was bored?

LOL, obviously, or else I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN DOING THIS!!! I’d just washed the area I was planning on experimenting on when my brother, Alex (Yes, Alexander Blackheart) walks in and asks “What are you doing?” So I explain it to him.

Fully expecting him to laugh his ass off at me, my jaw hit the floor when instead he volunteered to do it with me. Now, instead of it just being me sitting on my bed, legs bared looking like a moron, it’s me AND Alex. We’re examining this green stuff that’s SUPPOSED to be gel but actually looks like some mutated form of rubber cement or maybe Flubber… it is green after all.

Just breathe.

We each smooth this gunk on our legs and it’s actually worse then rubber cement, rubber cement is easy to spread … Lucky me for, my legs are usually on the smooth side anyways. Alex however was a different story. His legs resembled a chimp’s, coarse black hair, lol. And please note: I did say RESEMBLED. The gel was already tugging his hair and he was just smoothing it down! Then we pick up the cloth strips, put them on the gel and rub them slightly. Moment of truth!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That’s the sounds from both our mouths. Followed by some colorful cuss words. Then I’m having a giggling fit because Alex’s leg… is so damn messed up. Hairy, hairy, hairy, BALD SPOT!

Our conclusion: The results look great BUT… trim first!

Oh- and btw, Alex decided his legs are much sexier smooth… so now he’s in the bathroom shaving.