While my insomnia can be a bitch, it can also provide me with some of the more simple pleasures in life. Such as laughing my ass off at some of these women... I was browsing through Yahoo member profiles, the Undertaker section to be more precise (hey, some of the best writer's on this site were found that way, FYI, lol) and Christ on a cracker...

I don't know how many "Mrs. Undertaker" or "Mrs. Callaway" or "Sara Callaway" or "insert name Callaway", or just anything in that order indicating the person is married and/or with the Undertaker.

First off, WHY would you want to be Mrs. Mark Callaway?

Seriously.

Get with the program girls. You don't KNOW him. You "know" the Undertaker.

"Oh, but Ly, it's an extension of himself, it IS him, it is!"

Prozac, lots and lots of Prozac. And some reality checks.

Let's deal with the facts. 1. While it may be an extension of who he is, I seriously doubt the man takes home the Undertaker persona to his kids, grow up. 2. He's MARRIED already, get over it. 3. You need some serious, serious help.

We all fell for the Voice, the Eyes, the Hands, the way his upper lip curls, I know, I know. Hard not too. Anyone who wasn't a die-hard 'Taker fan (female of course) by 1999 sure as Hell became one when he tried to 'marry' Stephanie McMahon.

Point: How many fan fics did that little scene cause to break out on the scene? Oh my god... millions. Course finding them now is a bit tricky since so many good sites have closed down. *sniffles*

I'm not saying you can't have your little day dreams, day dreaming is good for you actually, I ENCOURAGE day dreaming. But please, recognize there IS a line. Telling people you know him, you're dating him, you're married to him, you're his mistress -whatever- when you are NOT, when you do NOT know him, is signs you might need to get some help. No, actually, you DO need to get some help.

Save the fantasies for the bedroom or your stories, they have no place in an active, healthy, NORMAL life. That and this is a path to becoming a stalker!